Cute.

Here is a funny for the day:

"People say that money isn't the key to happiness but I figured if you have enough money you can have a key made." - Joan Rivers


"Have you ever noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner." Lyndon B. Johnson

"Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Dennis Miller

Law of Attraction:

As you go about your day, there may be things you "wish" you had. Maybe you'd like a maid service, better computer, bigger house, new clothes, etc. Instead of focusing on the fact that you don't currently have what you want, imagine that you will be getting it very soon.