Just Kids

I frequently read at work during some down time blogs from everywhere. But today I read a Frogblog from MckMama and I was laughing so hard I had to leave my desk because I was crying. Enjoy.



http://theblogfrog.com/psearch/ViewThread.aspx?threadID=3169&blogID=104191

Here is just a sample of what Parents find themselves saying outloud.



Reply by Melanie author of It's a Smalling World 9/10/2009 2:24 PM

Yall are cracking me UP...and making me feel somewhat normal! I blogged this recently, too :)

"Please don't put your brother's toes in your mouth."

"Please quit saying the word 'hookers' over and over. It's called a 'hook'."

"No, you cannot throw that wrapper out the window."
"No, the police will not send your brother to jail for littering, but he might get a ticket."
"No, not a ticket to the movies, a ticket that says you have to pay $50 to the police."
"No, you do not get a Nintendo DS from the police when you give them $50. You just give them your money to help you remember not to throw trash out the window again."

"Please don't wipe that on me."

"Yes, that cheese does make you look like you have a mustache."

"Please don't put your feet above your head."

"It's probably just gas."

"Would you like it if someone held *your* nose closed and tried to breathe into *your* mouth?"

"Don't put your hands in the toilet again. Ever."

"Those peppers are very hot. Please do not even touch them."

"I know you *can* eat bugs and not die, but I'm asking you not to anyway."

"Remember 5 minutes ago when I suggested you not eat the peppers? Yep, this is why."

"Because I'm the mama! That's why!!!"




SOOOO FUNNY !!! Thank you Melanie